I know i haven't written for a while but its been pretty average couple of days nothing too exciting happened, well not anything you'd find excited anyway, unless you found Night of the museum 2 coming out exciting, which i did! 'Well whats happened over the last few days?' Quote Night of the museum 'it's rhetorical', i do love that film by the way, incase you hadn't guessed. also ' we need to simplify, theres just too much going on, you're evil, you're asthmatic.....' he's saying it to Darth vader, and hes got lisp, acctually just watch the film, do it or i kill you, not really, but seriously it's great!
we have had the usual 3-d week talk in the car these last few mornings, which has now started by the way, and is apparently awesome, i fell asleep whilst watching the secret life of pippa lee, another one not to watch with your parents, along with the duchess.
on Saturday i had work as per usual, the family, bar dad and i, went up to Devon (thats across the border :0) for Hatherleigh, they roll burning tar barrels down the hill, as you do. Saturday evening the father and i went out for a meal at pizza express where i bumped into the Harris and Laura Jane. I then went home had waffles, syrup and Ben and jerry's for pudding whilst watching the duchess avec mon pere, i repeat DO NOT watch with your parents, it's only a 12 but seriously! Awkward ......
sunday work again, and after ben and jerry's and waffles and syrup for breakfast i was ready for anything, except maybe the scales. it was a really busy day as two of our staff members were off sick but i managed to make a huge sale, i was sooooo proud of me, she was such a lovely customer too and i have to say she has great taste in fabric mmmhmmm.
I was supposed to be picked up at 4:30 by my vatty but he forgot and ended picking me up at 4:45, and i was out on time and everything. Then down to church for kev, i had said to the dunn-wilson that i would help out in a sketch, so i did, i was the Ditsy air hostess, i don't think she was type casting? it went well and afterwards people, mainly beth and em said i did well and was quite funny, the strange thing is i was improvising and not trying to be funny, oh well.
Monday morning, and i think i agree with garfield on this on, i hate mondays, not only did i think it was a sleep in day i had two exams, english and R.E. but i got through it and afterwards in P.E. we had a relaxation lesson, which was not as described, when someone says relaxing time you generally think sleep, maybe yoga, but no, we had to stretch and think about angles, relaxing i think not!
Today i had to get up, again, its not fair, I Hate tuesdays, and i had two french exams, not one two! i also worked through my lunch on ICT, stupid failing! i got home and finished the promise auction letters to give to steph and now i'm blogging and that pretty much brings you up to date, im going to stop now because the rest of it would go something like, tv, drink, shower, make-up off, sleep zzzzz.
so i'm off.......
love from
Tamsin xx
Saturday, 14 November 2009
Wednesday, 11 November 2009
I really got to get me some sugar......
This morning much to my dismay, i had to get up, sigh, another day at school. I had textiles and art all day today, luckily or i wouldn't have got up at all. we had the usual random car conversation, todays topics were sainsbury's grand opening and channel 4'S 3-d week, i'm so excited, 3-d T.V :0!
when i walked in to tutor today tim was sat in my chair! how rude! but i forgave him as he gave me my prefect badge and then offered half a chair. then off to Textiles, exam prep, groan, where mrs cartmill informed us we are all doing foundation paper, the cheek. during textiles we were discussing soul survivor, oh how i miss it, and niki was listing everyone that went, she was forgetting one person, Jake, but i didn't tell her, and ten minutes after the conversation she screamed it out rather loudly, awkward.........
At break Harriet was telling me about her sister trying to convince her that salami was an animal, the coversation apparently went like this "salami comes from a salami, just like beef come from a beef, duh" then her sister photoshopped an image to make it look like a 'salami'. I told my midget later, and she said she could imagine if salami was a animal it would be a dog, like a sausage dog! I was starting to feel rather awful at the end of break so I 'stole' ibuprofen from georgia because she wouldn't give it to me her words were "i can't give it to you, because if you react to it your parents can sue me, however if i leave the packet here and you happen to take it..." there then came a rather dramatic fake scene, acted out by alice mainly, of me stealing the ibuprofen. the slight downside to the ibuprofen was one got stuck in my throat and when i coughed, the powder came back up, it was scrummy.
Then off to art, more exam prep, there seems to be a theme going on in my lessons at the moment, i felt rather ill and had a little nap when mr brett was explaining what we had to do for our exam. When i woke up i then said "i need to get me some sugar", everyone laughed before i explained that i meant the icing sugar type not the other one. i then had to do some work and i listened to rochelle talk about her eygpt holiday, which sounded amazing!
At lunch jay was trying to find a new name for his account and basically the test was put it after you have just been killed by, some of the suggestions were "chicks with dick", "jesus", "some black guys"and "death" and there were some others which i think are too inappropriate to repeat. I then went off with Adam white to catch up with ict. We went in the first entrance but there was a meeting in there, so we went in the other door. i managed to finish my flash, for anybody who didn't read my earlier blog the computer type not show my boobs type.
Then off to assembly, sigh, during the duration of assembly i had swallowed my chewing gum, ask for a new bit, and Jake said i didn't deserve a new bit cos i swalllowed it, Millie told me it would take me until i'm 23 for it to get rid of it from my stomach and then she informed me that a boy was picking his nose. Aparently it turns her on, she was joking at least i hope so.
Back to textiles for another hour, i didn't really do much, i did a rather appaling portrait of beth u, which made her look rather big, which she is not. On the way out of Textiles Becky informed me it was "cold outside" which i heard as "pole dancing" you know col- pole and doutside- dancing, well it was a long day, OK? On the way down the hill, it was raining and about half way down i remembered i had my umbrella! it was rather cosy under there for three mmmhmm! Beth and i explained the pole dancing incident to jake, who got the completely wrong end of the stick, and somehow thought that i went to school in my own clothes, by mistake.
By the time i got to the cafe i was sodden, i ended up putting my tights and socks and shoes on the radiator to dry, which they didn't. Em then explained to me that she woke up screaming, really high pitchedly, last night and that she can't remember why! strange child, she cant even scream high pitched when shes awake so i don't know how she managed to do it unconcious? Rather dramatically the lights went out and there were various comments about not being afraid of the dark, which i am 'so not', not for like a week anyway! there were various theories behind the darkness, mine was that martin had finally had enough of 'us youth' and had flicked a switch and then run away laughing, it turns out the sandwich maker was faulty, so no conspirices on martins behalf, how boring, to prove this point steph switched the sandwich maker on everytime the light came back and laughed about it. The hair colour debate happened again and everybody reckons natural, i'm still not convinced. The dunn-wilson (beth) and will went out to subway and came back drenched. i told beth she looked like she looked like she had just had a shower, with clothes on, as you do, she didn't really apreciate this, i don't know why?But she did,TBF!
The midget gem and i then had coffee, although mine was more like milk with a drop coffee in it, and discussed the ups and downs of life, the universe and everything whilst eating even numbers of penny sweets, its not OCD they just have to be even or equal numbers, ok? By the end of our convo Naomi had about 3 billion shrimps in her coffee and i had a freddo in mine, i usually dip a freddo in, but this one decided he wanted to go for a swim!
The 3-d glasses, which i have to say are rather fetching, were on the table when we got home. So being the posers we are, we took picys of us in them and then tryed out middle partings which are hot and make us look like 1950's school boys, scrummy. There was also a warning on the Glasses so i'm you before you hurt yourselves, it says "choking hazard" well i don't know how you could swallow them but ok and "not for perfoming physical activity" mmmhmm, oh right, thats how you swallow them
thats all for now chums so toodaloo (no, i'm not going to the loo, i'm saying good bye, fool!)
lots of luff
Tamsin xx
when i walked in to tutor today tim was sat in my chair! how rude! but i forgave him as he gave me my prefect badge and then offered half a chair. then off to Textiles, exam prep, groan, where mrs cartmill informed us we are all doing foundation paper, the cheek. during textiles we were discussing soul survivor, oh how i miss it, and niki was listing everyone that went, she was forgetting one person, Jake, but i didn't tell her, and ten minutes after the conversation she screamed it out rather loudly, awkward.........
At break Harriet was telling me about her sister trying to convince her that salami was an animal, the coversation apparently went like this "salami comes from a salami, just like beef come from a beef, duh" then her sister photoshopped an image to make it look like a 'salami'. I told my midget later, and she said she could imagine if salami was a animal it would be a dog, like a sausage dog! I was starting to feel rather awful at the end of break so I 'stole' ibuprofen from georgia because she wouldn't give it to me her words were "i can't give it to you, because if you react to it your parents can sue me, however if i leave the packet here and you happen to take it..." there then came a rather dramatic fake scene, acted out by alice mainly, of me stealing the ibuprofen. the slight downside to the ibuprofen was one got stuck in my throat and when i coughed, the powder came back up, it was scrummy.
Then off to art, more exam prep, there seems to be a theme going on in my lessons at the moment, i felt rather ill and had a little nap when mr brett was explaining what we had to do for our exam. When i woke up i then said "i need to get me some sugar", everyone laughed before i explained that i meant the icing sugar type not the other one. i then had to do some work and i listened to rochelle talk about her eygpt holiday, which sounded amazing!
At lunch jay was trying to find a new name for his account and basically the test was put it after you have just been killed by, some of the suggestions were "chicks with dick", "jesus", "some black guys"and "death" and there were some others which i think are too inappropriate to repeat. I then went off with Adam white to catch up with ict. We went in the first entrance but there was a meeting in there, so we went in the other door. i managed to finish my flash, for anybody who didn't read my earlier blog the computer type not show my boobs type.
Then off to assembly, sigh, during the duration of assembly i had swallowed my chewing gum, ask for a new bit, and Jake said i didn't deserve a new bit cos i swalllowed it, Millie told me it would take me until i'm 23 for it to get rid of it from my stomach and then she informed me that a boy was picking his nose. Aparently it turns her on, she was joking at least i hope so.
Back to textiles for another hour, i didn't really do much, i did a rather appaling portrait of beth u, which made her look rather big, which she is not. On the way out of Textiles Becky informed me it was "cold outside" which i heard as "pole dancing" you know col- pole and doutside- dancing, well it was a long day, OK? On the way down the hill, it was raining and about half way down i remembered i had my umbrella! it was rather cosy under there for three mmmhmm! Beth and i explained the pole dancing incident to jake, who got the completely wrong end of the stick, and somehow thought that i went to school in my own clothes, by mistake.
By the time i got to the cafe i was sodden, i ended up putting my tights and socks and shoes on the radiator to dry, which they didn't. Em then explained to me that she woke up screaming, really high pitchedly, last night and that she can't remember why! strange child, she cant even scream high pitched when shes awake so i don't know how she managed to do it unconcious? Rather dramatically the lights went out and there were various comments about not being afraid of the dark, which i am 'so not', not for like a week anyway! there were various theories behind the darkness, mine was that martin had finally had enough of 'us youth' and had flicked a switch and then run away laughing, it turns out the sandwich maker was faulty, so no conspirices on martins behalf, how boring, to prove this point steph switched the sandwich maker on everytime the light came back and laughed about it. The hair colour debate happened again and everybody reckons natural, i'm still not convinced. The dunn-wilson (beth) and will went out to subway and came back drenched. i told beth she looked like she looked like she had just had a shower, with clothes on, as you do, she didn't really apreciate this, i don't know why?But she did,TBF!
The midget gem and i then had coffee, although mine was more like milk with a drop coffee in it, and discussed the ups and downs of life, the universe and everything whilst eating even numbers of penny sweets, its not OCD they just have to be even or equal numbers, ok? By the end of our convo Naomi had about 3 billion shrimps in her coffee and i had a freddo in mine, i usually dip a freddo in, but this one decided he wanted to go for a swim!
The 3-d glasses, which i have to say are rather fetching, were on the table when we got home. So being the posers we are, we took picys of us in them and then tryed out middle partings which are hot and make us look like 1950's school boys, scrummy. There was also a warning on the Glasses so i'm you before you hurt yourselves, it says "choking hazard" well i don't know how you could swallow them but ok and "not for perfoming physical activity" mmmhmm, oh right, thats how you swallow them
thats all for now chums so toodaloo (no, i'm not going to the loo, i'm saying good bye, fool!)
lots of luff
Tamsin xx
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
In somebody else's bed this morning....
This morning nothing exciting like dead badgers or packing for the wrong week happened, although i did awake this morning thinking i was in somebody else’s bedroom as i could see the floor, normally hidden under a mountain of clothes and i haven't quite got used to having new wardrobes yet, but it still was a bit of a shock. I also thought i was blind but that was because i couldn't open my eyes properly but after quick wash with a flannel i could see again what a miracle!
Channel 4 is having a 3-d week next week! not a 4-d week as was discussed in the car, which then made my gran go off on one about the good old days in London, when they had huge cinema screens and also about when she went to school they never had more than 1 hour of a lesson at a time, she thinks the new school system is pants! Speaking of which my gran used to do p.e in her knickers, knitted of course and she once locked a teacher in cupboard cos she thought it was her friend, turns out my dearest grandmamma was quite the naughty one at her school.
I had triple ict today which i still happen to be failing and getting a mere 15/40 which equates to a u, oh dear. At break we had a rather delightful convo involving Freddie endeans moustache, *shudder* which we concluded should be shaved off and should most definitely no be touched, although Jay did apparently give it an electric shock in science, Michael made quite a humorous comment which was something along the lines of "i wouldn’t touch that with a barge pole, ewww it's so gross, actually i might whack it with a barge pole, i bet you can get quite a momentum on one of those" to which we all sniggered. the next topic was the ups and downs of Bassets and Haribo jelly babies, and which is, personally i like both but y'know, it involved eating the Haribo type so i was happy, mmm Haribo.
French was a waffle (Rofl Jonathan Ross stylie, not the real kind but that would be lush! mmm waffle) we had exam prep and practice my 2 favourite p's in French all the others hurt. After about 10 minute of the p's the Fox and i glazed over and did our nails instead and when we ran out of nails we did Ben Horner’s instead, he now has better nails than any guys in our year courtesy of Alice and I. During our 5 minute break, which we get in the 2 hours of French, all the boys went out to the toilets for a whiff of old Toby, a potion they concocted in yr 8 and mainly consisting of rubbish, leaves and some un-mentionable things. All of the boys came back joking that they had probably given Ben a too bigger whiff of old Toby, quote Morgs "that stuff's fatal". but when he didn't come back we all, Alice and i anyway, thought he had collapsed. he re-appeared 2 minutes later explaining that Barnaby wills had dropped his belt buckle down the toilet and had to fish it out, ewww, this lead to rather alot of poo stories, Steph would've loved it!
then back to Ict for another hour, Abi had managed, out of the three hours we had had of Ict today, to create a song or beat anyway with bits of our voices that she had recorded, c'est vraiment tres gut, jai ich parle le allemand (yes, i know half of it is in german). i had managed to flash this lesson, the movie thing on the computer not the lifting my top up type I’m not sure Mr merrick would apeachiate that, this was after hours of kicking it, praying at it, cursing it and then staring at the computer screen willing it to work, after the later didn't do the trick and i decided to ask for help instead. 1000000000000000 billion slides later it was home time :)
when at home, after a rather frustrating queing in the bank to put money in, go to co-op to top-up, card not working incident, i decided a nice chillax facebook and such like session was in order. My laptop and t'internet had other ideas, i kicked it, screamed at it, i plugged, i unplugged, i re plugged, then after giving up it worked and stopped, work---stopped, then stopped and finally worked again for a bit. I'm sure i positively repel technology or all technigilogical items have something against me or a pact.
Sadly it was tea and eating and typing is not a good look especially when its fajita. the tea conversation was riveting and went, oww,oww,oww salsa in ulcer, oh no i dropped my plate, Naomi, you complete plonker! don't worry you can have the rest of my chicken, oww oww oww ulcer, oh no, lack of cheese that means ill have to have just gravy, salsa and lettuce, oww for goodness sakes stupid ulcer. oh no left it in the microwave for too long now its all gooey, sigh.
as you can see we had the most amazing convo ever, and oww it did hurt. The ulcer was in relation to the one in my mouth and anything, yes, anything even slightly acidic sets it off, even mouthwash, sigh, the even worse thing is that every time this happens it feels like alot of very tiny, smaller then Emily which probably is the problem, angry people are having a lets smash stuff up sesh, in my mouth and yes, it hurts,
another revelation today was that if i push all my hair back from my face it looks my natural colour, which is scary cos it hasn't been that colour for quite a while, surprisingly though it is quite dark now and brown NOT ginger!!! in my head all day there has been a rather stupid debate Brown? or Blonde? I’m thinking brown.... no, wait blonde, actually i don't know. My personal advisor, who goes by many names mainly Midget gem, shrimp and Naomi, reckons blonde suits me as a i can say stupid things sometimes "the stupid'o'meter just went off the scale, actually Tamsin i think you broke it" this was in relation to the microwave incident when i mircowaved a yoghurt pot with the metallic lid still on and then it exploded, and she also reckons "you should have been born blonde", I don't know the reason for this? On the other hand my other Shrimp, Em reckons I should go natural cos then I wouldn't be 'fake' anymore, fake? moi?, she then started to speak in what she called an American accent so i glazed over and didn't really hear the rest.
well I’m off people so i guess I’ll see you around, maybe, sometime, well this is awkward......
love you really
Tamsin xxx
Channel 4 is having a 3-d week next week! not a 4-d week as was discussed in the car, which then made my gran go off on one about the good old days in London, when they had huge cinema screens and also about when she went to school they never had more than 1 hour of a lesson at a time, she thinks the new school system is pants! Speaking of which my gran used to do p.e in her knickers, knitted of course and she once locked a teacher in cupboard cos she thought it was her friend, turns out my dearest grandmamma was quite the naughty one at her school.
I had triple ict today which i still happen to be failing and getting a mere 15/40 which equates to a u, oh dear. At break we had a rather delightful convo involving Freddie endeans moustache, *shudder* which we concluded should be shaved off and should most definitely no be touched, although Jay did apparently give it an electric shock in science, Michael made quite a humorous comment which was something along the lines of "i wouldn’t touch that with a barge pole, ewww it's so gross, actually i might whack it with a barge pole, i bet you can get quite a momentum on one of those" to which we all sniggered. the next topic was the ups and downs of Bassets and Haribo jelly babies, and which is, personally i like both but y'know, it involved eating the Haribo type so i was happy, mmm Haribo.
French was a waffle (Rofl Jonathan Ross stylie, not the real kind but that would be lush! mmm waffle) we had exam prep and practice my 2 favourite p's in French all the others hurt. After about 10 minute of the p's the Fox and i glazed over and did our nails instead and when we ran out of nails we did Ben Horner’s instead, he now has better nails than any guys in our year courtesy of Alice and I. During our 5 minute break, which we get in the 2 hours of French, all the boys went out to the toilets for a whiff of old Toby, a potion they concocted in yr 8 and mainly consisting of rubbish, leaves and some un-mentionable things. All of the boys came back joking that they had probably given Ben a too bigger whiff of old Toby, quote Morgs "that stuff's fatal". but when he didn't come back we all, Alice and i anyway, thought he had collapsed. he re-appeared 2 minutes later explaining that Barnaby wills had dropped his belt buckle down the toilet and had to fish it out, ewww, this lead to rather alot of poo stories, Steph would've loved it!
then back to Ict for another hour, Abi had managed, out of the three hours we had had of Ict today, to create a song or beat anyway with bits of our voices that she had recorded, c'est vraiment tres gut, jai ich parle le allemand (yes, i know half of it is in german). i had managed to flash this lesson, the movie thing on the computer not the lifting my top up type I’m not sure Mr merrick would apeachiate that, this was after hours of kicking it, praying at it, cursing it and then staring at the computer screen willing it to work, after the later didn't do the trick and i decided to ask for help instead. 1000000000000000 billion slides later it was home time :)
when at home, after a rather frustrating queing in the bank to put money in, go to co-op to top-up, card not working incident, i decided a nice chillax facebook and such like session was in order. My laptop and t'internet had other ideas, i kicked it, screamed at it, i plugged, i unplugged, i re plugged, then after giving up it worked and stopped, work---stopped, then stopped and finally worked again for a bit. I'm sure i positively repel technology or all technigilogical items have something against me or a pact.
Sadly it was tea and eating and typing is not a good look especially when its fajita. the tea conversation was riveting and went, oww,oww,oww salsa in ulcer, oh no i dropped my plate, Naomi, you complete plonker! don't worry you can have the rest of my chicken, oww oww oww ulcer, oh no, lack of cheese that means ill have to have just gravy, salsa and lettuce, oww for goodness sakes stupid ulcer. oh no left it in the microwave for too long now its all gooey, sigh.
as you can see we had the most amazing convo ever, and oww it did hurt. The ulcer was in relation to the one in my mouth and anything, yes, anything even slightly acidic sets it off, even mouthwash, sigh, the even worse thing is that every time this happens it feels like alot of very tiny, smaller then Emily which probably is the problem, angry people are having a lets smash stuff up sesh, in my mouth and yes, it hurts,
another revelation today was that if i push all my hair back from my face it looks my natural colour, which is scary cos it hasn't been that colour for quite a while, surprisingly though it is quite dark now and brown NOT ginger!!! in my head all day there has been a rather stupid debate Brown? or Blonde? I’m thinking brown.... no, wait blonde, actually i don't know. My personal advisor, who goes by many names mainly Midget gem, shrimp and Naomi, reckons blonde suits me as a i can say stupid things sometimes "the stupid'o'meter just went off the scale, actually Tamsin i think you broke it" this was in relation to the microwave incident when i mircowaved a yoghurt pot with the metallic lid still on and then it exploded, and she also reckons "you should have been born blonde", I don't know the reason for this? On the other hand my other Shrimp, Em reckons I should go natural cos then I wouldn't be 'fake' anymore, fake? moi?, she then started to speak in what she called an American accent so i glazed over and didn't really hear the rest.
well I’m off people so i guess I’ll see you around, maybe, sometime, well this is awkward......
love you really
Tamsin xxx
Monday, 9 November 2009
Flying Shrimps and orals! (of the music variety)
Today i forgot it was a monday, and packed for pe and then clothes for going down to the cafe before realising, 2 minutes before going out the door and having to repack whilst brushing my teeth and attempting to straighten my hair, its an extremely good look trust me.
Double science this morning, GROAN, and we actually had to do work, double whammy, although i now know what a trip switch is and why my hairdryer keeps blowing up, always useful right? Then off to the english block for break i passed the harris she was talking to niamh about something and this is how the convo went "I think he's pushing my boundaries too far, he made emma do oral earlier" i took this completely the wrong way, afterwards they explained to me that it meant singing notes and listening and stuff, i'm so glad i didn't have a music exam where i had to do oral, imagine the unsuspecting teachers face!
English was a waffle as usual, and lots of lame comebacks were made, quote the alice mister "how may livers do you have, how many are you planning to keep? WHY DO YOU DRINK THEN?", then off to maths where we did trigometrical identides, which are sooooooo easy! JOKES, my brain hurt so much after that lesson, to make things worse we had a observer guy who kept jiggling his leg, SEXUAL TENSION mmmhmm and got unusually excited about physics and quantum physics, which i didn't know was actually a science, i thought it was a word me and the Harris used when we wanted to sound smart, we also wear 'geek glasses' when we want to do this, and talk about sinuses, nasal spray and geek laugh alot...
on the way down the hill with the usual crew, we talked about em's and mine new jobs in ann summers, we get payed in sex toys cos we like that, and all we get to wear is thongs and hair extensions and fake nails, if were lucky, jokes. then we went onto the topic of myself and a certain person, who shall remain nameless, for the rest of the way down the hill, which was highly embarrising but i've got used to it now so i dont even care anymore!
At the cafe, or cafeyy as a certain fish would call it, there was more sweet throwing and more scavenging on my behalf, mmm floor food. the slight downside to flying foam shrimps is when they go in your eye, the harris and i both had it happen my eye was watering for ages ,and i was not crying, thankyou emily. At five o'clock we got kicked out so the youth exec could do thier thing, mmmhmm.........
At home now but i have to tidy my room or there will be no more floor to put clothes on
cherrio chums (mmm cherrios, slober)
lots of luff from Tamsin xx
Double science this morning, GROAN, and we actually had to do work, double whammy, although i now know what a trip switch is and why my hairdryer keeps blowing up, always useful right? Then off to the english block for break i passed the harris she was talking to niamh about something and this is how the convo went "I think he's pushing my boundaries too far, he made emma do oral earlier" i took this completely the wrong way, afterwards they explained to me that it meant singing notes and listening and stuff, i'm so glad i didn't have a music exam where i had to do oral, imagine the unsuspecting teachers face!
English was a waffle as usual, and lots of lame comebacks were made, quote the alice mister "how may livers do you have, how many are you planning to keep? WHY DO YOU DRINK THEN?", then off to maths where we did trigometrical identides, which are sooooooo easy! JOKES, my brain hurt so much after that lesson, to make things worse we had a observer guy who kept jiggling his leg, SEXUAL TENSION mmmhmm and got unusually excited about physics and quantum physics, which i didn't know was actually a science, i thought it was a word me and the Harris used when we wanted to sound smart, we also wear 'geek glasses' when we want to do this, and talk about sinuses, nasal spray and geek laugh alot...
on the way down the hill with the usual crew, we talked about em's and mine new jobs in ann summers, we get payed in sex toys cos we like that, and all we get to wear is thongs and hair extensions and fake nails, if were lucky, jokes. then we went onto the topic of myself and a certain person, who shall remain nameless, for the rest of the way down the hill, which was highly embarrising but i've got used to it now so i dont even care anymore!
At the cafe, or cafeyy as a certain fish would call it, there was more sweet throwing and more scavenging on my behalf, mmm floor food. the slight downside to flying foam shrimps is when they go in your eye, the harris and i both had it happen my eye was watering for ages ,and i was not crying, thankyou emily. At five o'clock we got kicked out so the youth exec could do thier thing, mmmhmm.........
At home now but i have to tidy my room or there will be no more floor to put clothes on
cherrio chums (mmm cherrios, slober)
lots of luff from Tamsin xx
Sunday, 8 November 2009
christmas trees, scones and lederhosen
This morning, like yesterday, i woke up at some ungodly hour to go to work. I then showered and after the before named, dryed my hair, as you do, generally, i had expected it to go crazy puff, as the harris would call it, and was ready with serum, but it didn't. Shocker!! I only had to straighten the front bits and made it look quite good, if i may say so myself, which i just did! After recieving a text from my work chumio Jade I remebered to take my textiles folder in.
I ran in to work as fast as my non-areo-dynamic legs would go, the main reason for this was it was raining, my hair looked ok, sods law, sigh, to top things of my umbrella was broked! stupid british weather.
I was on the wool department today, lots of wool, with names and colours i can't pronounce and lots of things to find, which i don't know where they are. In between the booking and the wooling i was serving lots of customers with lots of things i didn't really know, but my educated, or not you know whichever, guesses gave the customers what they wanted, i think. Rob came in about halfway through my morning and talked for a bit and then had to go off for lunch with his wife, and said something about next week and then let slip some of the 'master plan', which i had wondered about for weeks. but it's secret so i can't tell you. shhh...
Lunch at 1:40 today after being reminded by jazz, who by the way is a genius and made a fabulous skirt, that it was lunch time. On my lunch 1/2 hour I looked through the Jades folder, which i have to say is very good with lots of reasearch, unlike mine which is all crayon doodles, afterwhich i had to go back on to the shop floor.
Back on the shop floor i was supposed to send the Tracey for her lunch, but we couldn't find her so I didn't. Lou told me she had a job for me, and i was thinking it would be something like sort all the zips in to colours, and sizes, and types, which i have done before and it was actually quite fun, but it wasn't zip sorting, i followed her to the stock room, and there before me, in a huge box was..................
a giant cake, not really but that wouldv'e been a laugh, and Rob did make me eat a cupcake at work once, mainly because he wanted the box and also wanted to see how much of it i could fit in to my mouth at once. It was a CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!! aparently my face was a picture, at that moment KTracey walked out back, Jazz found her she was upstairs, and lou asked her the opinions on colour for the baubles on the tree but didn't tell her what it was for, i might of accidently let it slip that it was for the christmas tree, but lou let me off because i was excited!!
During the putting up of the christmas tree, which was complicated, lots of branches, lots of wires and lots of baubles, Jade asked Lou if she could have the day off next week, lou said yes, then Jade told Lou she could have the spare scone in the kitchen, lou said thanks to Jade and then "what a suck up" out loud i think she was joking cos she got the scone. ten billion baubles later and it was home time, and the tree still wasn't finished, they're doing it tommorow.
For tea i had cauliflower cheese, yum yum, the one downside to this is that i could see grease bubbles in the sauce, tasty, but i ate it regardless. pudding = sponge and cold custard, which i forgot to warm up, and alot of syrup. Then off to church, but it's cool church cos 'me and the crew' go. For church i was going to wear my work dress but Jakus told me to wear 'normal clothes', i told him i would wear my lederhosen, which the harris loves, and my snake skin thigh high boots, he thought i was joking. Why does nobody take me seriously when i make that outfit suggestion? new year, no, easter, no, cinema, no, sigh, it's my favourite aswell, theres always dwali.
At 'footsteps', the group we all love to bits and talk about god, the universe and stuff, we were talking about judging, not on the x-factor, but with other people and how its BAD. we came to the conclusion that havings opinions on subjects you know is good and wearing hoodies is because theyr'e cushdy and not so we can hide our pregnancy bumps and knives, sorry judging again, bad Tamsin. After the serious stuff we talked about stuff mmmhmm, beth dunn wilson dying her hair red and chucked sweets in to each others mouth. I had quite a good aim for my own mouth and nicked sweets from beths and jakes bowls but em did do it first. we then kicked jake on a beanbag, the beanbag not jake, and freaked poor robby out by talking about 'christians that lick peoples faces' and then demonstrated.
sorry guys but i'm sleepy, and probably wont make too much sense from now on so TTFN tata for now
Tamsin xx
I ran in to work as fast as my non-areo-dynamic legs would go, the main reason for this was it was raining, my hair looked ok, sods law, sigh, to top things of my umbrella was broked! stupid british weather.
I was on the wool department today, lots of wool, with names and colours i can't pronounce and lots of things to find, which i don't know where they are. In between the booking and the wooling i was serving lots of customers with lots of things i didn't really know, but my educated, or not you know whichever, guesses gave the customers what they wanted, i think. Rob came in about halfway through my morning and talked for a bit and then had to go off for lunch with his wife, and said something about next week and then let slip some of the 'master plan', which i had wondered about for weeks. but it's secret so i can't tell you. shhh...
Lunch at 1:40 today after being reminded by jazz, who by the way is a genius and made a fabulous skirt, that it was lunch time. On my lunch 1/2 hour I looked through the Jades folder, which i have to say is very good with lots of reasearch, unlike mine which is all crayon doodles, afterwhich i had to go back on to the shop floor.
Back on the shop floor i was supposed to send the Tracey for her lunch, but we couldn't find her so I didn't. Lou told me she had a job for me, and i was thinking it would be something like sort all the zips in to colours, and sizes, and types, which i have done before and it was actually quite fun, but it wasn't zip sorting, i followed her to the stock room, and there before me, in a huge box was..................
a giant cake, not really but that wouldv'e been a laugh, and Rob did make me eat a cupcake at work once, mainly because he wanted the box and also wanted to see how much of it i could fit in to my mouth at once. It was a CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!! aparently my face was a picture, at that moment KTracey walked out back, Jazz found her she was upstairs, and lou asked her the opinions on colour for the baubles on the tree but didn't tell her what it was for, i might of accidently let it slip that it was for the christmas tree, but lou let me off because i was excited!!
During the putting up of the christmas tree, which was complicated, lots of branches, lots of wires and lots of baubles, Jade asked Lou if she could have the day off next week, lou said yes, then Jade told Lou she could have the spare scone in the kitchen, lou said thanks to Jade and then "what a suck up" out loud i think she was joking cos she got the scone. ten billion baubles later and it was home time, and the tree still wasn't finished, they're doing it tommorow.
For tea i had cauliflower cheese, yum yum, the one downside to this is that i could see grease bubbles in the sauce, tasty, but i ate it regardless. pudding = sponge and cold custard, which i forgot to warm up, and alot of syrup. Then off to church, but it's cool church cos 'me and the crew' go. For church i was going to wear my work dress but Jakus told me to wear 'normal clothes', i told him i would wear my lederhosen, which the harris loves, and my snake skin thigh high boots, he thought i was joking. Why does nobody take me seriously when i make that outfit suggestion? new year, no, easter, no, cinema, no, sigh, it's my favourite aswell, theres always dwali.
At 'footsteps', the group we all love to bits and talk about god, the universe and stuff, we were talking about judging, not on the x-factor, but with other people and how its BAD. we came to the conclusion that havings opinions on subjects you know is good and wearing hoodies is because theyr'e cushdy and not so we can hide our pregnancy bumps and knives, sorry judging again, bad Tamsin. After the serious stuff we talked about stuff mmmhmm, beth dunn wilson dying her hair red and chucked sweets in to each others mouth. I had quite a good aim for my own mouth and nicked sweets from beths and jakes bowls but em did do it first. we then kicked jake on a beanbag, the beanbag not jake, and freaked poor robby out by talking about 'christians that lick peoples faces' and then demonstrated.
sorry guys but i'm sleepy, and probably wont make too much sense from now on so TTFN tata for now
Tamsin xx
Saturday, 7 November 2009
remember, remember the 7th november.....
This morning i had to get up at 8 o'clock or stupid o'clock as my work chum Jade would call it, the reason for getting up at this ugly time in the morning was for work. I wore my new pufball dress which quote mum "people won't think you're fat, puffballs are supposed to do that", sadly I wasn't wearing a puffball, jkes i was really,how embarasing would that've been? lots of people liked though, i did look pretty fit tbf, mmmhmm...
Work went quickly before lunch, lots of lovely customers, I do love it when I get customers who ask for my help and then dither and mmm and ummm, and basically didn't need my help. i ran up and down the stairs 20 billion times, literally, i counted and eveything, the reason for this, there were alot of customers and not enough pens, we draw straws and I got the equivalent of the emily (for anybody who doesn't know, funsize, or shorter then the rest of us anyway, 4" less than me to be precise) consequently, everytime i cut fabric i had to take my customer to the counter rather than give them a note, hence the stair running.
I was too busy running up and up the stairs, or words to that affect, to notice it was lunch and ate lunch at 5 past 2, which did in fact make the rest of the day go quicker. After lunch it seemed impossible for me to remember the date to write on the reciepts, the 7th of noviembre, yeah i speak spanish, mmmhmm...
on the way back to the car , all of ten meters, spending all day measuring stuff has given me a freakishly strange ability to work out distance, i was soaked to the bone, even my umbrella didn't work, sigh.
when i walked into my house the smell hit me, not round the face up the nose, it stunk of my least favourite smell in the world, ok maybe no the worst but it was pretty bad, an open fire!!! Thats what we have central heating for and radiators don't make your clothes smell like smokey bacon..... open fires are nice at christmas when the whole families there because its a bit of a cliche, and i like those, but not when you have to see people who don't understand and think i've been smoking, sigh.
right i'm off chumios because as i would love to jabber on all night, i have run out to things to talk about and it would go some thing like this, on laptop, its good, txting, love it, doing teeth, yum tooth paste, going to bed, mmm sleep..... etc
now you'll have to go and find something else to do, gutted
Work went quickly before lunch, lots of lovely customers, I do love it when I get customers who ask for my help and then dither and mmm and ummm, and basically didn't need my help. i ran up and down the stairs 20 billion times, literally, i counted and eveything, the reason for this, there were alot of customers and not enough pens, we draw straws and I got the equivalent of the emily (for anybody who doesn't know, funsize, or shorter then the rest of us anyway, 4" less than me to be precise) consequently, everytime i cut fabric i had to take my customer to the counter rather than give them a note, hence the stair running.
I was too busy running up and up the stairs, or words to that affect, to notice it was lunch and ate lunch at 5 past 2, which did in fact make the rest of the day go quicker. After lunch it seemed impossible for me to remember the date to write on the reciepts, the 7th of noviembre, yeah i speak spanish, mmmhmm...
on the way back to the car , all of ten meters, spending all day measuring stuff has given me a freakishly strange ability to work out distance, i was soaked to the bone, even my umbrella didn't work, sigh.
when i walked into my house the smell hit me, not round the face up the nose, it stunk of my least favourite smell in the world, ok maybe no the worst but it was pretty bad, an open fire!!! Thats what we have central heating for and radiators don't make your clothes smell like smokey bacon..... open fires are nice at christmas when the whole families there because its a bit of a cliche, and i like those, but not when you have to see people who don't understand and think i've been smoking, sigh.
right i'm off chumios because as i would love to jabber on all night, i have run out to things to talk about and it would go some thing like this, on laptop, its good, txting, love it, doing teeth, yum tooth paste, going to bed, mmm sleep..... etc
now you'll have to go and find something else to do, gutted
Tamsin xx
Thursday, 5 November 2009
just getting going
First post!!! i'm so exited!! this was inspired by some of my bestest buddies; the harris and the dunn-wilsoni (beth and emenemy), and i thought if you can't beat em, join em, (em being them not Emily cos i don't feel like beating her up too much at the moment), not that i was opposed to blogs in the first place but its a cliche and i like those! so here it goes:
This morning, before going to school, my gran burst through the door and exclaimed "There's a badger at the bottom of the road! I really just want to go and poke it with a stick!" It turns out that she actually just wanted to check that it was dead and not in pain, ever the thoughtful one my gran! Unsurprisingly, on the way to school, my gran almost made my brother go out and poke what she thought was my neighbour's badger. Fun times.
English was HILARIOUS today, actually. We were comparing hand sizes and, you know what they say, big hands big... gloves. The rest of the day; maths, and double science, was very un eventful and boring although now i do know how to split an atom, i had been wondering all day until that point. At the end of science, however, my phone started playing super massive black hole by muse, rather loudly, i panicked and froze like a beth harris in the headlights and consequently it kept playing, until red in the face like mr hoyland i managed to stop, actually mute it. Oml that was the mother of all sentences!
After school i walked down with the usual crew, oh that rhymes kindaish, or not you know whichever. I spent some time at the cafe talking about love, the universe, the meaning of life and all the usual topics and i ate ALOT of penny sweets, cos its impossible to stop at one.
Around 5ish it was rave at bethy haz' house. we ate fajitas mmm... and chocolat moose. For the chocolat moose (i meant to spell it in french, cos i do actually know how to spell chocolate), we weren't allowed to use cutlery to eat it, not a good plan, moose everywhere and it also lead to alot of thats what she saids, quote beth "i'll just suck it out this crack". when emenemy arrived the rave started going downhill, we read and did trigonmetric identidies.
Not really, we played on the wii fit, which i have to say for something which has fit in the name is not the most attractive look in the world, i got insulted various times mainly by Emily who said i flew like a chicken -_-. Then we took things into the bedroom (if you thought sex you're a dirty minded hobbit! Harris looking at you mmmhmm...) we talked about our favourite baby names, my kids, all 8 of the octuplets i'm having at the moment, are going to be called as follows; Prince, Queenie, Princess, Janus (cos it ryhmes), Timone, Pumba and WKD blue original. If i have another kid I'm Calling it fanny. (for anybody who doesn't know me too well JOKE!)
I'm know full of heisse chocolat and tres fatigue (french and german nice, everyones doing it, emzy) and personally me thinks you are bored of reading about my day so as tiger would say TTFN tata for now
This morning, before going to school, my gran burst through the door and exclaimed "There's a badger at the bottom of the road! I really just want to go and poke it with a stick!" It turns out that she actually just wanted to check that it was dead and not in pain, ever the thoughtful one my gran! Unsurprisingly, on the way to school, my gran almost made my brother go out and poke what she thought was my neighbour's badger. Fun times.
English was HILARIOUS today, actually. We were comparing hand sizes and, you know what they say, big hands big... gloves. The rest of the day; maths, and double science, was very un eventful and boring although now i do know how to split an atom, i had been wondering all day until that point. At the end of science, however, my phone started playing super massive black hole by muse, rather loudly, i panicked and froze like a beth harris in the headlights and consequently it kept playing, until red in the face like mr hoyland i managed to stop, actually mute it. Oml that was the mother of all sentences!
After school i walked down with the usual crew, oh that rhymes kindaish, or not you know whichever. I spent some time at the cafe talking about love, the universe, the meaning of life and all the usual topics and i ate ALOT of penny sweets, cos its impossible to stop at one.
Around 5ish it was rave at bethy haz' house. we ate fajitas mmm... and chocolat moose. For the chocolat moose (i meant to spell it in french, cos i do actually know how to spell chocolate), we weren't allowed to use cutlery to eat it, not a good plan, moose everywhere and it also lead to alot of thats what she saids, quote beth "i'll just suck it out this crack". when emenemy arrived the rave started going downhill, we read and did trigonmetric identidies.
Not really, we played on the wii fit, which i have to say for something which has fit in the name is not the most attractive look in the world, i got insulted various times mainly by Emily who said i flew like a chicken -_-. Then we took things into the bedroom (if you thought sex you're a dirty minded hobbit! Harris looking at you mmmhmm...) we talked about our favourite baby names, my kids, all 8 of the octuplets i'm having at the moment, are going to be called as follows; Prince, Queenie, Princess, Janus (cos it ryhmes), Timone, Pumba and WKD blue original. If i have another kid I'm Calling it fanny. (for anybody who doesn't know me too well JOKE!)
I'm know full of heisse chocolat and tres fatigue (french and german nice, everyones doing it, emzy) and personally me thinks you are bored of reading about my day so as tiger would say TTFN tata for now
Tamsin xx
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