just getting going

First post!!! i'm so exited!! this was inspired by some of my bestest buddies; the harris and the dunn-wilsoni (beth and emenemy), and i thought if you can't beat em, join em, (em being them not Emily cos i don't feel like beating her up too much at the moment), not that i was opposed to blogs in the first place but its a cliche and i like those! so here it goes:

This morning, before going to school, my gran burst through the door and exclaimed "There's a badger at the bottom of the road! I really just want to go and poke it with a stick!" It turns out that she actually just wanted to check that it was dead and not in pain, ever the thoughtful one my gran! Unsurprisingly, on the way to school, my gran almost made my brother go out and poke what she thought was my neighbour's badger. Fun times.



English was HILARIOUS today, actually. We were comparing hand sizes and, you know what they say, big hands big... gloves. The rest of the day; maths, and double science, was very un eventful and boring although now i do know how to split an atom, i had been wondering all day until that point. At the end of science, however, my phone started playing super massive black hole by muse, rather loudly, i panicked and froze like a beth harris in the headlights and consequently it kept playing, until red in the face like mr hoyland i managed to stop, actually mute it. Oml that was the mother of all sentences!

After school i walked down with the usual crew, oh that rhymes kindaish, or not you know whichever. I spent some time at the cafe talking about love, the universe, the meaning of life and all the usual topics and i ate ALOT of penny sweets, cos its impossible to stop at one.

Around 5ish it was rave at bethy haz' house. we ate fajitas mmm... and chocolat moose. For the chocolat moose (i meant to spell it in french, cos i do actually know how to spell chocolate), we weren't allowed to use cutlery to eat it, not a good plan, moose everywhere and it also lead to alot of thats what she saids, quote beth "i'll just suck it out this crack". when emenemy arrived the rave started going downhill, we read and did trigonmetric identidies.



Not really, we played on the wii fit, which i have to say for something which has fit in the name is not the most attractive look in the world, i got insulted various times mainly by Emily who said i flew like a chicken -_-. Then we took things into the bedroom (if you thought sex you're a dirty minded hobbit! Harris looking at you mmmhmm...) we talked about our favourite baby names, my kids, all 8 of the octuplets i'm having at the moment, are going to be called as follows; Prince, Queenie, Princess, Janus (cos it ryhmes), Timone, Pumba and WKD blue original. If i have another kid I'm Calling it fanny. (for anybody who doesn't know me too well JOKE!)

I'm know full of heisse chocolat and tres fatigue (french and german nice, everyones doing it, emzy) and personally me thinks you are bored of reading about my day so as tiger would say TTFN tata for now

Tamsin xx